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Redmond Rivals Rebound

June 5, 1998, 4 a.m. PT
URL:,5,22684,00.html special reportDespite Microsoft's dominance, its rivals--Netscape, Sun, and Apple--are bouncing back. Their operating risks remain high, but all are making headway in their strategies as Microsoft gets dragged deeper into a legal morass. Netscape's navigation
Can the company create synergy
between its disparate

Apple seeds anew After suffering losses, Apple
regroups and finds leadership.

Sun burns brightly The company was in a slump, but
it is now enjoying a resurgence.